"So, you guys thinking of having kids?"
Me: "No. And every time I see kids, I can't help but think that the boys will grow up to be drug dealers and the girls hookers."
To which my host responded:
"Um, that's not a normal reaction."
Maybe I should stick with pizza on the street.
|Although this little girl didn't grow up to be a hooker, she did grow up to be a comedian which some may argue is just as bad.|