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Aug 20, 2008

Attack of the Killer Sunflower Seeds!

Husband grabs book off bookshelf and quickly tosses it to the floor.

Me: Ew! Was there a bug on that?

Husband stares at the floor without answering.

Me: Hey! Was there a bug on that book?!?!

Him: Yes! But I can't find it.

Wife gets up and joins the search.

Me: Is this it? This sunflower seed?

Husband looks at sunflower seed lying on the floor.

Him: Well, that's what the body looked like. But it had antennae and long legs.

Me: Are you suuuuure?

Him: No. It's probably that sunflower seed.


Rona said...

HAHAHAHAHA! Your husband is so brave...

little miss gnomide said...

Wow. NYC really IS dangerous.

Anonymous said...

hahahahahha I love Him and you!