NY METRO PIECE FEATURED ON FUNNY NOT SLUTTY!

Check out the holiday letter that every one wants to write, but can't. Well, Judith can...almost.

HOLIDAY LETTER

New Funny Not Slutty Post!

Head on over to http://funnynotslutty.com/ to read the latest "Chick Chat," a transcribed conversation between two comedians. This month it's between myself and the lovely Ann Carr. We made sure to touch on the important things of life like Tori Amos, funerals, and brides who see weddings as performance opportunities. You don't want to miss it!

CHICK CHAT WITH LESLIE & ANN!

ME, DAVE ATTELL, AND RICHARD BELZER!

Hey Everyone!

Take a minute out of your busy day to enjoy a little humor by reading the Funny Page of the NY Metro. There's a piece by me entitled "President Talk Made Easy," a joke by Dave Attell, and news on Richard Belzer and other comedy happenings. Don't be left out of the comedy loop! Grab your NY Metro (or follow the link) and enjoy a couple minutes of good, funny reading!

NY METRO FUNNY PAGE

Cheers!

Holy Sh*t! Germans made me into a cartoon!

So, a friend of mine who runs the New York Reality TV School hired me quite a while ago to work with them at one of their workshops. It just so happened that there was a picture of me performing there that ran on msnbc.com. WELL...that picture has now, somehow, found it's way to Germany and been "cartoon-ized!" I'm a cartoon!

ORIGINAL:



CARTOON:



Woo Hoo!

Here's the actual link in case you're interested:

Leslie as a German cartoon!


For all I know, they could be saying we're all pieces of sh*t. But what do I care?...I'm a freakin' cartoon!

Attack of the Killer Sunflower Seeds!

Husband grabs book off bookshelf and quickly tosses it to the floor.

Me: Ew! Was there a bug on that?

Husband stares at the floor without answering.

Me: Hey! Was there a bug on that book?!?!

Him: Yes! But I can't find it.

Wife gets up and joins the search.

Me: Is this it? This sunflower seed?

Husband looks at sunflower seed lying on the floor.

Him: Well, that's what the body looked like. But it had antennae and long legs.

Me: Are you suuuuure?

Him: No. It's probably that sunflower seed.

Latest Tulsa Press!

Hey everyone! Here's the latest press from the Tulsa World on my one year anniversary of living in New York. Hope you enjoy!

Leslie Audio Slideshow

Leslie Tulsa World Article

Cheers!

If you're in the neighborhood, come on out!

"Works well with children"

After purchasing my metro card, I turn to my husband and say,

"Who puts their stroller right in front of the metro machine?!?"

He replies,

"Who kicks a baby stroller?"

*guilty as charged*

Healthy Living

I finally figured out how to make my reduced-sugar oatmeal taste good--I add two heaping spoonfuls of brown sugar to it.

Problem solved!